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*cracks the whip* Work faster, woman. I'll flay the procrastination from your bones! *cracks whip again* MOVE THAT MOUSE FASTER!

Surf the intarwebs

For funny things to break Jo

Like Ol' Fruit Fucker.



Paint any old time.

Learn Klingon songs to sing me

In your new bathtub!

Joli I love you

You aid procrastination

Ockham cracks the whip:P

What the christ, woman,

You bemoan of your slacking,

Then complain of whips

I love your whipping

You help productivity

And keep me smiling:)

You could at least credit me for bringing you this glorious bloodbath, dear. :P

Ok ok! You rule:D

You flatter me, love.

You guys know all the coolest places, do all the coolest things.



Six Flags over Texas is across the street from my office. This is like a long-time fantasy of mine.



Thank you!

It's a shame they all seem to get back up.... I think the game creators need to make it more realistic.



...how exactly does a roller-coaster car spontaneously explode anyway?

Carefully placed charges:D

I love the little, "H'ray!" at the end, like...Great Ride!

*kisses* As long as you realize that I think you're beautiful regardless, carry on :)

Awwww:D Warm fuzzies!

You are AWESOME!

If you'd put down some of those damn rocks, you'd be a featherweight!

I'm richer for it. What a treasure. The locking hinge pin is awesome!

When you are over here I will let you play with them if you like. I have so much stuff in boxes. It does feel just like pirates treasure to me, except much much cooler than gold doubloons:)

Yes, yes, yes you are.

You accursed scrabble witch.

So many damned points.

Anus is bleeding?

You know I only do it

Because I love you:)

Bollocks.

Bollocks, Bollocks, Boll

Ocks, Bollocks, Bollocks, Bollocks,

Bollocks, Bollocks, FUCK.

Why say you bollocks?

When I know your kryptonite

Is really taco?

Three "i"s and a "u"

Even Ockham will beat me.

Now bleeds my anus.

It's not my fault that

Your people can't fucking say

The word properly

I would hurt you now

But Jo made the dancer turn

Now I am giggling:P

I can hear you type,

Pitter patter; you reply,

In before you.. fuck.

I agree with you;

Taco was funny but you

Saying "yog gurt" rocked!

If by rocked you mean,

"Sounded like an emo fag"

Sure, guess I agree

Listening to you

Trying on english accents

Is so bloody cute:D

Bitter haiku war,

Like vagina dentata

Or a big beaver.

Why must you mention,

Man's undoing, all men's bane,

That grim, toothy maw?

Because I, like you,

Am greedy for the good woe.

Now, single tear me!

In impotent rage,

A single tear slips my eye,

Liquid of despair

omg u turd

u made me cut my wrists and

down was a mistake

You know, we've talked,

I know I've made you aware

Down, down, not across

You three crack me up

You all know the rules

It's across for attention

Down, oblivion:D

Your dancer is vile,

That bitch is going clockwise,

Fucking illusion.

You guys are a stitch. Your comments alone are better than anyone else's journal entries.

I anxiously await your answer :)

Hot proposal! Irony, run for the border!!!

Love you forever,

And I'd never ask for juice,

I hope you say yes.

Thinking about it

You make a compelling point...

All signs point to yes:)

I have no haiku good enough to express how happy that thought makes me. :)

Husband might not like it.. oh welp:P

Somehow, I can't bring myself to care about what he approves of :P

I am not so talented. I only can see it turning clockwise.

Your are so mean!



I did it, but, now it goes back and forth...

It means your mind is in perfect balance, just as it should be:)

WOW!



That is freaky!



I saw it going clockwise, read what was written, looked at it...still clockwise....concentrated...still clockwise.....Closed my eyes and then looked again, counter clockwise and now I can make it switch.

Done this before. Clockwise everytime. Just cannot get anything else no matter how long I stare at it :-(

You better not be in tears over me, that is the very last thing I would EVER want. :( I am happy that I have you now, and that is enough for me :)

Can be if I want to be so there:P It is just the high point of my day, having you two around talking with me. It is wonderful having you right now but I have such a sense of guilt because I know you need to sleep. Stupid time differences!

At least you had more than one...



Perhaps you could write a poem about it?

Oh

My

God!



Ok, this is the biggest smile I have had all day. I would like to say, however, that if you're looking for a gift for me, I'd prefer a nice card :)

Let's get Jo a lifetime supply of P-Mate. I'm pretty sure she just said that's what she wants for Christmas.

You know, I've actually had this idea for years.. but I always thought women should just carry a transmission fill funnel in their purse...



...what do I know? I've always been able to pee standing up...

You are easily loved because you have the snarkiest tongue and most giving heart I have ever encountered. Of the two, your heart is the greater. You are a beautiful human being, my dear friend.

Now my face is leaking! I am just so happy at the moment. Truly happy.

You are the best and brightest person I have ever encountered. I am lucky just to get to know you, let alone be close with you.

I feel the same about you. My life would be so much the poorer without you in it.

Damn other people who are able to find you a rock! I've been looking for over a year for a proper one :(



On the other hand, that's actually a really nice photo.

Isn't it? It is now my desktop:D I am in no hurry for your rock you know. It is the journey that is the most important part, not the finding:) *kisses you*

How very cool. Are you a geologist by education or a natural one by desire?

You will have them eventually :) I promise.

I am a natural rock lover:) I have collected them since I was a really little girl and my mother used to tease me mercilessly when I brought home lots of interesting rocks in my schoolbag.



I think that now I am past the age of 'growing out of it' she has accepted that I am always going to be this way:) It's nice not to get mocked for it now:)

Natural geologist:) I love those little nuggets of awesome!

Ockham, I adore you from the bottom of my heart:)

Wow, that is really cool! I just went over to eBay and they have a bunch there as well. :wonders: hmmm, add this to Saturday outing...lol.

Do your kids like rocks? Rocks that are also bits of dinosaur are epicly cool! All kids should have at least one dino-bit in the house:D

Aw. Who am I going to talk to when I get bored then? :(

I will try to get on later:) You aren't going to be able to talk while you are driving anyways:P Remember, lots of pics! Don't forget the obligatory one of your pants:D

Being that it's dark already I don't know if I'll get many good pictures tonight :( stupid late shift :(

Great. I was supposed to rot in bed all day, but now you've gone and made me hungry.

Make pancakes, take them to bed, rot in comfort:D

Yaaay! Yaaay! Yaaaay!

My anus... is BLEEDING!!!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

I'm trying to work here, dammit. lol

This is brilliant! It made my whole day. I can't stop looking at his expression.

Oh.



My.



GAWD.



That is too funny!



I laughed so hard I farted a little! That is awesome!

Farted.. a rainbow?

eeek! What has it been eating????

Nå er det jul igjen, og nå er det jul igjen...

og julen varer helt til påske!

Og jula varer helt til påske



Det er ikke sant,



for det er ikke sant,



for derimellom kommer faste!

And it's bleeding rainbows ♥

I am glad you had such a great day :) And yes, one day I will find you a rock. The desert is cold and unforgiving, but I will wrest perfection from it, for you.

*kisses you* Thank you, I know you have a good idea of what that means to me:) The more you search, the more special the rock becomes:)

I am on my rock quest, too.

*heart* I love you both:)

Look at the score here too :( Still in the doghouse, young lady.

Oh shush, you wouldn't play with me if you didn't enjoy it:) *kisses*

Don't you interject your logic here, lass. :(



*kisses back*

You love logic and you know it:) *settles in your lap*

I like to beat Ockham in Scrabble, too! It's kind of a hobby.

You both suck. :(

That looks a lot like all of the Scrabble games I end up playing.

You're off my christmas list :(

... I like kittens?

That only works on braindead #sangtards. No dice.

Have I told you that you look amazingly hot today? Truly a god amongst men!

That's not buying your way out of the doghouse either, Missy.

*bites you* It's not like you don't beat me! *gets you a rubber donut for your very sore arse*

I don't beat you by THREE HUNDRED POINTS, bingo THREE TIMES, and then try to mollify you by saying I opened the triples! :(

Not yet, but I would absolutely expect you to if the situation were reversed:D Looking at this board though, it is really tame compared to the ones we normally play. I mean there was actually the possibility to play bingos in it. I think I am prouder of the boards we break than any game I might win:P

I'll note we've broke a ton of boards in the past few months, and I see exactly zero of THOSE posted here :P

That is about to change, just let me fix the nicks on there so people will recognise us:P

If it's the one I'm thinking of you still won by a gigantic margin :(

Hey! Where's the Star Trek section of the test?! What kind of nerd test doesn't have a Star Trek section? Kaplah!

I've trained you well. :D